I’m on a boat. I’m on a boat. Everybody look at me, ’cause I’m sailin’ on a boat…

It’s true. I am on a boat. It’s heading to the Bahamas, which is decidedly not the Lehigh Valley. Needless to say, I’ll be out of town for a few days. Until St. Patrick’s night, to be exact.

Don’t worry, though. I left the lights on for you, in the form of LVU Review-a-Palooza!

Before I left, I reviewed a whole bunch of local music from artists of different genres. I knew I’d be away this week, so I saved those reviews to roll out while I’m sipping pina coladas by the clear blue ocean.

Expect reviews of new music from The Hook, whose debut album, “Moonshine & Honey,” drops this Monday; Emily Noel, WLVU’s ‘Moments’ host who recently released her debut single, “Me, Myself & I“; NyteXing, whose recent mixtape “Side Missions 2” is an intriguing, ultra-collaborative effort; and more!

See? Even when I’m 1,000 miles away, LVU will never leave you hanging. See you soon!

Also, just for fun, here’s this…